So long and thanks for all the fish
so sad that it should come to this
we tried to warn you all but oh dear
you may not share our intellect
which might explain your disrespect
for all the natural wonders that grow around you
So long, so long and thanks for all the fish

Over the past 15 months we’ve lost 23, soon to be 24, folks from my department. We’ve gained about 6 or so folks, leaving us with about 68. You’d think HR or someone would notice that there is a problem.